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2:37 p.m. - 2002-10-28 "Local hedgehog dies of lack of imagination, despite efforts by skilled flobotomist Joe Blow, who inserted the imagiglobin. Wife of deceased insists that her late husband's insistance that he was dying went unheeded because 'He said that all the time'. The deceased is to be stuffed and placed in her nursing home room at twelve p.m. on Thursday."
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