11:33 p.m. - 2002-10-27
Effing the World
A long time ago, the Spinning Girl and the Cowboy visited Earth where they met, fell in love, and married. Instead of growing used to each other, they remained enchanted their entire lifetimes and beyond. They were too happy. They wanted to be doves or two branches of the same tree. When they returned to live in the sky, they were so engrossed in each other that they neglected their work. The Queen of the Sky scratched a river between them with one stroke of her silver hairpin---the river a galaxy in width. The lovers suffered, but she did devote her time to spinning now, and he herded his cow. The King of the Sky took pity on them and ordered that once each year they be allowed to meet. On the seventh day of the seventh month (but not July seventh), magpies form a bridge for them to cross to each other. The lovers are together for one night of the year. On their parting, the Spinner cries the heavy summer rains.

In other news, one day while being lowered in his basket, Au Woong felt a great desire, to to urinate, but of sexual desire. Awe and beauty filled his body and flew to his penis; in desperation, he tried to rub himself calm...finally, he straightened and shot into the vagina of the world, which was big, bigger than the sky, bigger than the mountain, or himself, and screamed, "I'm effing the world!!" From that day on, whenever he was lowered in the basket, he made of habit of effing the world.

Faneffinngtastic, people.

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