2:42 p.m. - 2002-10-28
Herpoghonasyphilaids
My family actually responded to my last e-mail. I was shocked. It rendered my theory that if I were to inform them that I was dying of herpoghonasyphilaids, they wouldn't even inquire as to who I would be leaving my belongings to useless.

As I am unable to listen to music in the computer lab (or do anything else, stupid Nazis), I will proceed to tell you wonderful peons what color my underwear is instead of what song I'm listening to...that's much more interesting anyway, isn't it? Today, it's black and white.

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