6:16 p.m. - 2003-01-07
Inspired by Steve Urkel
Oh, gosh, oh, gee, what could this mean?

I'm stuck inside a snow machine!

My head is lodged between my legs,

I think that someone spiked our kegs.

Oh, woe is me! What can I do?

My genitals are turning blue.

This is the last time that I dare

To snow-blow dry my underwear!

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