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3:02 p.m. - 2003-01-08 1. Other Al pseudonyms: (The) Undead Hedgehog, UH, Alex-O, Al-Ex...hmmm....that's all I can think of. 2. He's half Japanese. (okay, that's not a biologically proven fact; sue me.) 3. He was born in Texas. 4. He's an elf!! Auuhhhggg!!!...actually, he's not; he's something else...oh, well. Auughhh!!! 5. His major is something to do with computers. 6. He drives a black Kia Sephia...I think it's name is Midnight. 7. He has black hair and green eyes...like Harry Potter!!! 8. He's engaged to Mickle/Skim/Kimmy-Wimmy. 9. He has a dog named Moses, a dog named Cheetah, and a cat named Amy. And a bird. 10. His mom's Japanese...sort of. 11. He's a raver. 12. He listens to a lot of techno. 13. He has a white porsche...it's name is Whitey. :-D 14. He doesn't like tomatoes, or raisins...or most of the other things Skimickle doesn't like. 15. His birthday is November 8th, 1981. 16. He has a younger brother. 17. His dog Moses came from one of Skim's dog Shiloh's litter. 18. He likes the movie Labyrinth. 19. He is very present-oriented. 20. He once helped Skimmy TRY to pants me. 21. He has these red shoes that he wears all the time. 22. He has sorry friends. 23. He works in a library on weekends. (He understands page lingo!!) 24. He's a nonpracticing Catholic. 25. He...kinda...knows Japanese. 26. The only jewelry I have ever seen him wear is this red necklace thing Mrs. Alex bought him for his birthday and the ring that Skimmy gave him for their engagement anniversary. 27. He never tells you when he's mad. 28. He's been to New York. 29. One of his D&D characters is this psychopath called "Rillimus Ravenmore"...I think that's his name, anyway. His specialty is the "Underpants surprise". 30. He wears only one type of underwear. 31. He doesn't like me to touch his pants. 32. Carnival rides tend to make him sick. 33. One of the daughter's of one of his uncle's is a stripper...the other is a runaway. 34. He beat the Samurai. (But only 'cause I let him.) 35. He has small ears. 36. His mom cuts his hair. 37. He used to work at Poppa John's. 38. His first name isn't really Alex. 39. Nothing "crazy" ever happens when he is around. 40. The first time I ever saw him, he was barefoot. 41. His room is all in red and black. 42. He's fairly close to his immediate family. 43. He feels that about 90% of the time, SOMEBODY is mad at him. 44. He looks like his mom. 45. Skimmy's his first serious girlfriend. 46. Although people often go to him for advice, they rarely follow it. 47. He might actually know what a "lungi" is. 48. He's pretty good at history. 49. He gave Skimmy two engagement rings. 50. He once got kicked out of a house in Florida 'cause of one of the people he was with. 51. He used to have an orange cat with purplish fur once. 52. He hates my favorite song from Labyrinth. 53. He loves David Bowie. 54. He's not a huge fan of horror movies. 55. He almost always says "television" instead of "t.v." 56. He has a really good knack for accents. 57. He has only proposed to Skim once, when he didn't have the ring. 58. He's more of a day person than a night person. 59. He was on his high school news show. 60. He won't let us put make-up on him. 61. He likes licorice jelly beans and dark chocolate. 62. He calls bedsheets...uh...never mind. ;-) 63. He feels that he's not REALLY good at anything, but a little bit good at a lot of stuff. 64. It took him entirely too long to notice when Skim got her hair cut and re-highlighted. 65. He's a really good friend...otherwise, I would now be able to describe in full what a vomit-flavored jelly bean tastes like. 66. In another time, he could have been king of Swabia. 67. He's a better DM than Josh, mon. 68. He likes dragons. 69. He has a penchant for Magix cereal. 70. For a homecoming dance, he built a large model of the Eiffel Tower all on his own. 71. One of his dreams is to become a DJ. 72. He LOVES a lot of Christmas lights on EVERYTHING, in ALL colors. (Or at least pretends to in order to aggravate Skim) 73. For a while, he handled sweaty nuts at the mall for money. 74. He likes Dragon Ball Z. 75. He wears contact lenses. 76. He was once the proud owner of a small copy of the Kama Sutra. 77. He went through a stint once were he didn't drink any caffeinated products. 78. He (and half the rest of the school's male population) was once propositioned by an entity known as Ruby. 79. He's REALLY scary when he's mad. 80. He doesn't cry very often. 81. He's not very in tune with the whole "romance" thing. 82. He likes cornbeef hash. 83. He thinks all of the members of Sailor Moon are lesbians. 84. He thinks I'm a lesbian. :-p 85. He owns a video game that involves killing Nazis. 86. He thinks it's a GOOD idea to put "No Raping" signs up around the school apartments. 87. You can NOT change the subject around him for anything. 88. He's always there for his friends. 89. He likes German shepherds. 90. He's never been drunk. 91. He always manages to look thoughtful in photographs. 92. He's one of my fathers. 93. He enjoys using a word commonly associated with Asians and male genitalia. 94. He's part of several "secret societies" including some sort of Mafia and The Triangle Cult. 95. He strips for me (from the waist down...). 96. His watch has a communist star on it. 97. He wants to join the Porsche club. 98. You should NEVER let him pick movies from Blockbuster... 99. He has about a million AOL screen names. 100. His favorite Neopet is a Blumaroo.
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