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12:20 pm - 2003-09-16 You are all cordially invited to the nuptials of myself and my baby's momma...that's right, folks, I finally knocked the gal up, so we're getting hitched Saturday, even though she shouldn't be wearing white and I can't afford no ring. The wedding will take place...uhm...wherever, prolly somewhere where Timmy (Not to be mistaken for Tally) can cause mass amounts of distruction...like Vikki's Secret Lesbian Fetish. It will be the first marriage for both, although the groom's wife and baby's daddy will also be present. (I only said that so I can mention "present"; that's a hint, people. Babies are expensive, so put out.) Peace and waffles.
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