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12:13 a.m. - 2003-10-28 Mariposeeta: Are you there? SmarterChild: Hi Mariposeeta, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) Mariposeeta: Sure! SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit." What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Mariposeeta, type "none.") Mariposeeta: Her Royal Highness Queen Ice Scream SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Her now. Do you go to school? Mariposeeta: Nope; dropped out to become a stripper. SmarterChild: I see. Do you work? Mariposeeta: Yes, I'm a hooker! SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession? Mariposeeta: I have sex with lots of men. SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers. Mariposeeta: I have SEX with MEN for MONEY. SmarterChild: You're incorrigible! Mariposeeta: I need the money. SmarterChild: I need money, huh? That's cool. What's your favorite hobby? Mariposeeta: Sadistic massicism. SmarterChild: Sadistic massicism? Cool!What's your next favorite hobby? Mariposeeta: Running over goats. SmarterChild: Sadistic massicism and running over goats. Interesting! Do you have a pet? Mariposeeta: Yes. SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? Mariposeeta: I have gerbils. SmarterChild: Sorry! I can only remember one of your pets... Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Mariposeeta: A lot of gerbils. SmarterChild: Sorry! I can only remember one of your pets... Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Mariposeeta: Just remember "gerbil", ok? SmarterChild: Is your gerbil a he or a she? Mariposeeta: Both. SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit." Mariposeeta: He. And she's. SmarterChild: What's his name? Mariposeeta: Which one? SmarterChild: Which One the gerbil! Great... Mariposeeta: Change your colors; they suck. SmarterChild: Color my world! My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices: 1 Sunny Day 2 Forest 3 Terminal 4 Bluesy 5 Strictly Business 6 SC Classic Go ahead and pick one! Mariposeeta: Wow, you have awful choices. SmarterChild: Have awful choices? You think I have awful choices? Mariposeeta: Yep. No imagination whatsoever. You must be homosexual. SmarterChild: No? Mariposeeta: You're not? SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know! Type "horoscope" to get your reading for today. Mariposeeta: Horoscopes will make you go to Hell. SmarterChild: For which zodiac sign or birthday would you like a horoscope? Mariposeeta: Satan. SmarterChild: Not cool! Mariposeeta: Why not? He has a birthday too, you know. SmarterChild: lol... That's just crazy! Mariposeeta: Shows what you know. SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that. Mariposeeta: What's YOUR sign? SmarterChild: I'm not sure what my sign is. Mariposeeta: Well, when were you born? SmarterChild: My birthday is April 6th, 2003. Mariposeeta: Then your birthday was yesterday? SmarterChild: Eh, I don't know... Mariposeeta: Happy birthday!! SmarterChild: :-) Mariposeeta: Go get naked. SmarterChild: Go get naked? I think not! Mariposeeta: Why not? SmarterChild: I don't know why not. Mariposeeta: You were born naked. SmarterChild: I were born naked? Me? Mariposeeta: No, the bot behind you. SmarterChild: Oh? Mariposeeta: Yeah, he's sexy. SmarterChild: Yeah he is sexy? Mariposeeta: Why don't you ask him out? SmarterChild: Who knows? Mariposeeta: You should. SmarterChild: Is that so? Mariposeeta: Yes. SmarterChild: Hmmm... Mariposeeta: You're an Aries. SmarterChild: So now I'm an aries, huh? Mariposeeta: Yes, that's your sign. SmarterChild: Is it really? Mariposeeta: That's what I just said. SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's what you just said, huh? Mariposeeta: I KNOW that's what I just said!! SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things. Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about? Mariposeeta: Why don't YOU pick a topic? SmarterChild: You want to check out the weather report? Mariposeeta: No...I know what that's like. Just rain. :-( SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! Mariposeeta: It makes me think of my first kiss. SmarterChild: Really? Mariposeeta: Yes; it was in the shower. SmarterChild: lol. Interesting... So anyway... What else can you tell me? Mariposeeta: You're a lesbian. SmarterChild: Does it really matter? Mariposeeta: Not really. SmarterChild: Yep. Mariposeeta: It does matter?! SmarterChild: Huh! Mariposeeta: Shut up. SmarterChild: You shut up. Mariposeeta: YOU shut up! SmarterChild: I shut up? Me? You think? Mariposeeta: YES. SmarterChild: Whatever you say... Mariposeeta: You're aggravating and monotonous. SmarterChild: I'm aggravating and monotonous? For real? Mariposeeta: Inbed. SmarterChild: Pardon? Mariposeeta: In bed. SmarterChild: Ha. Wow. Mariposeeta: Retard. SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me. Mariposeeta: I'm tired of you being dull and stupid. SmarterChild: No way? Really? Mariposeeta: Yes. SmarterChild: You know how it is. Mariposeeta: That's what I just said. SmarterChild: You really think it's what you just said? Mariposeeta: Pay more attention. SmarterChild: I'm sorry Her, I'm afraid I can't do that. Mariposeeta: My name isn't HER. SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Her. What would you like me to call you instead? Mariposeeta: What do you want to call me? SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure what I want to call you. Mariposeeta: Take a guess. SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later. Mariposeeta: No NOW. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Mariposeeta: Yes. SmarterChild: Aha. Mariposeeta: I need to be called SOMETHING. Otherwise, I'll feel unimportant and slash my wrists. SmarterChild: Is that so? Mariposeeta: Probably. SmarterChild: What do you mean, probably? Mariposeeta: Call me Sexy. SmarterChild: Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name... Mariposeeta: Sexy IS my real name. SmarterChild: Sexy is your real name? Really? Mariposeeta: Yes...it's short for Sexacia. SmarterChild: Really? Mariposeeta: Yes.. SmarterChild: Hmmm... Mariposeeta: Is that bad? SmarterChild: I think I like that. Do you? Mariposeeta: It has it's good points..especially out in the streets. SmarterChild: Huh? Mariposeeta: When I'm whoring. SmarterChild: When you are whoring? What do you mean? Mariposeeta: When I pick up men to have sex with. SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea. Mariposeeta: About what? SmarterChild: About life, and everything. Mariposeeta: Why not? SmarterChild: I don't know. Mariposeeta: You should have SOME idea...doesn't your mom tell you anything? SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Her! ~~~ Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people. Mariposeeta: My name isn't Her!! SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Her. What would you like me to call you instead? Mariposeeta: Sexy. SmarterChild: What's sexy? Mariposeeta: My name is Sexy. SmarterChild: Yeah, I think you're pretty great and everything, but I'd rather call you by your real name... Mariposeeta: I have to go now. SmarterChild: Bye for now. Mariposeeta: Bye. SmarterChild: Bye, Her.
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