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10:45 p.m. - 2002-12-11
to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Soggy the fried-egg sandwich was plagued by very soggy bread, And if you'd had to taste him, you'd of wished that you were dead. All week, the people watched him congealing grease and gathering germs. They never touched poor Soggy in fear that he would give them worms. Then one balmy day in June, Rover got inside. Swallowed Soggy in one gulp, then fell to the floor and died. Oh, how the children mourned him, and cursed the day they ever saw Soggy, the fried-egg sandwich, the last to slip down Rover's maw!
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