6:34 p.m. - 2003-01-07
Ode to Joey
(to the tune of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

Joey the Phillipino had a plan to get real tan.

And if you'd ever heard it, you would probly join the Klan.

He bought a house on E-Bay for he could live beneath the sea,

Then he could be a merman and get as dark as Tina T.

Things went well until he met this midget from Japan.

Turns out she cooked Chinese food and spoke good Mexican.

So Joey left the waters; he was black as Skim's coffee.

But if you ever tease him, he'll strike you with flobotomy!!

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