6:26 p.m. - 2003-01-14
Dad Says I'm Sick
They should make stuff you can take to turn the stuff you put in the toilet different colors, like blue and purple. Kinda like the stuff you put in your mouth to change your tongue. That would be a big hit with kids, though not so much with mommies and daddies, especially if said delighted kid catches a bad case of diarrhea.

THEN, after they finish perfecting THAT, they can make this stuff that'll dye your BLOOD different colors..you can have mood-changing blood, and neon blood, and glow in the dark blood (poo and tinkle will come in those varieties, too; they'll be marketable at your local TramLaw any day now) This is so when you want to fingerpaint, but just don't have to GO, well, all you need is a sharp object....

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