10:07 a.m. - 2003-02-25
My Thong's too tight, but she Thinks my Tractor's Sexy
"Well, at my prom, I didn't really have any close friends that made it worth staying. I'd just as soon left. But, in this case, you've got a 'date' who wants to dance with you more than anything, so, if things aren't working out, may I suggest changing the music?"

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