10:50 pm - 2003-09-09
Reason #16 it Sucks to Share a Dorm with Hairy Lesbians
On my way out the door this afternoon, some guy looked down my shirt. If I hadn't been in such a *great* mood, I would have yanked out the homosexual little hoop adorning his crusty, STD-infected earlobe and used it to pierce his incompetant, nearly non-existant genitalia to his overly-used and much abused anus. Good think I'm in such a great mood, eh?

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