1:43 a.m. - 2003-10-02
AIM made me a Zombie
"i was going to kill myself today. only the thing wasn't sharp enough."

"try jabbing soft areas"

"it hurts quite a lot, considering i have so little to show for it"

"do you like eggs? how do you like them the best?"

"Hmmm...in egg drop soup."

"i'm partial to the trix rabbit. i always wanted to give him trix. only now i realize that he prolly would have preferred tricks."

"is it still libel if you misquote yourself?"

Boy: "Do you sometimes choke yourself?"

Girl: "Yes, but it's because I love you so much."

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