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3:16 a.m. - 2003-11-17 I spent this weekend not spending money while buying things with my wife and her husband 'cause even married people need free sex sometimes. Then we ran into Santa, who gave me further reason to believe he eats the reindeer after Christmas is over. That's why his voice is so low and husky. Next week, my wife and I have a date; we're gonna go watch "Erotica", which, amazingly enough, has absolutely nothing to do with Madonna's new line of toys. Now, what did I do with that fancy feminine spray....?
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