10:35 p.m. - 2003-11-18
The World is a Giant Lollypop Because We All Suck
Boys suck when they fail to comprehend the signifigance of their girlfriends' families or to recognize their desire to not abandon them, thus forcing said girlfriends to spell their gender with a "y".

Girls suck even more when they allow boys to cause potentially detrimental characteristics to sprout in said girls' personality.

Stepfamilies suck when, without any warning, they decide to inform you that you are a big, fat loser that's wasting your time and to stop wasting your time because you apparently suck at the only thing you really want to do, which is obviously fake anyway...who knew there were "real" and "fake" majors??

In closing, all of us are right, and all of us are wrong.

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