3:31 p.m. - 2004-01-30
My name is Jackie Chan; HiYA!
Uno, dose, tres, quatros!!!

"My baby don't like pancakes, but she loves her waffles with the evening news. (Uh!)

I can't take her out to IHOP 'cause she puts her syrup in her cherry coke.

I'm forced to tell the waitress that she's not as drunk as she's making out. (Whoa!)

Thank God that all the coppers are too busy with their coffee and doughnuts.

Hey you....hi ya...

Hi ya.....hey you...."

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