10:06 a.m. - 2005-12-02
The Angry Girl
So this was really fun to get in my e-mail box one day:

MAN, LET ME TELL YA BOYS AND GIRLS,

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO KEEPS IN CONTACT WITH ALL HIS HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS. GRANTED I DO TOO BUT MOST ARE GIRLS. AND THE GUY I KEEP UP WITH IS MARRIED AND WE DONT EMAIL ANYTHING OUT THE WAY. WE HAVE NO INSIDE JOKES LIKE ME CALLING HIM MY FIRST HUSBAND OR HIM CALLING ME HIS FIRST WIFE. YA KNOW THAT MIGHT MAKE HIS REAL WIFE UNCOMFORTABLE OR MAYBE EVEN JEALOUS. .

SHE MIGHT THINK SOMETHING WOULD BE GOING ON OR WAS AT ONE TIME. NOW ITS NICE TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR OLD FRIENDS BUT WHEN THE EMAILS ARE TOO PERSONAL ITS A LITTLE TOO FAR. LIKE, I THINK SHE WROTE THAT SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN AND THAT SHE MET HER HUSBAND ON THE INTERNET. SHE MARRIED HIM AND I THINK SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN. NOW WHY WOULD MY MAN NEED TO KNOW THAT. DOES SHE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MAN? THIS GIRL IS WHITE AND CRAZZY AS HELL. HE SAYS I AM CRAZY BUT THE THINGS SHE EMAILS HIM IS STUPID AND FAR FETCHED.

ITS LIKE SHE IS FROM OUT OF SPACE OR SOMETHING. I AM SURPRISED THAT SHE GOT MARRIED. I SAW A PICTURE OF HER AND SHE IS NOT PRETTY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A DORKY WHITE GIRL WITH AN AVERAGE BODY. MY BOYFRIED SAYS SHE PRETTY BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT THE AVERAGE GUY. HE SEES PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE. WE FIGHT ABOUT GIRLS YES. CAUSE HE IS TOO DAMN NICE AND HE IS A FINE TALENTED BLACK MAN. YA KNOW HE IS SMART. HE HAS A BOOK COMING OUT ETC.
BUT ANYWAY,

LADIES AND GENTS I JUST WANT U TO KNOW THAT ITS OKAY TO EMAIL BUT DONT EMAIL ANYTHING TOO PERSONAL. WHO CARES ABOUT HER INTERNET MARRIAGE AND HER CRAZY SAYINGS SHE WRITES. SHE IS A FRUIT BASKET SHORT OF FRUIT. WONDER WHAT HER REAL HUSBAND THINKS ABOUT HER EMAILING HER MALE FRIEND AND SIGNING OFF AS HIS FIRST WIFE. INSIDE JOKE SHOUDVE STAYED IN HIGHT SCHOOL. LIKE I SAID ITS GREAT THAT HE KEEPS IN CONTACT WITH HER BUT DONT TELL EVERYTHING. THEY ARE NOT IN EACH OTHERS LIVES ANYMORE JUST EMAIL BUDDIES.. SHE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND SHE DOESNT NEED TO SEE PICTURES OF ME ETC. JUST KEEP THE FRIENDSHIP AND EMAILS MUTUALLY. I KNOW SHE WANTED MY MAN IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GUESS SHE WAS AFRAID OF DATING A BLACK MAN. AND IN GA I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW SHE GOT INTO HIS HIGH SCHOOL. BUT MY MAN IS MINE. I CANT CONTROL HIM BUT I CAN CONTROL THE GIRL RIGHT. IF NOT I WILL HAVE TO PULL OUT SOMETHINGS.

ANYWAY, HOPE SHE DOES EMAIL HIM BUT THIS TIME IT BETTER SAY HER NAME AND NOT THE FIRST OR YOUR FIRST WIFE. THAT JOKE IS UNCOMFORTABLE. IF THE BOYFRIEND DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT IT MAKES THE GIRLFRIEND UNCOMFORTABLE, THEN HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT HER FEELINGS DOES HE.... HE KNOWS I AM A JEALOUS BITCH. I AM THE ONLY ONE AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE ONLY ONE. GROW UP BITCHES. ! I HOPE MY MESSAGE GOT ACROSS.

SINCERELY.
KINGS AND QUEENS, LOVE BOAT BITCHES.

By the way, I still e-mail him. And yes, I still sign off as, "The FIRST Wife."

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