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7:46 p.m. - 2002-09-25 In further news, Mary Bunny was sick of being a halfling, and in a maniacal attempt to alter herself in order to belong to some race, she threw a television set onto her leg. The plan was to shorten herself to Smurf status, being that she was too tall to be initiated completely into their clan and she had no way of elongating herself. Unfortunately, her sister, Princess Meow Meow, was under the assumption that Mary Bunny was in danger...(she had just got her fix of spee----uh, I mean ritalin, and was in something of a daze) and SWOOPED to the rescue....thus, our Mary must continue to resume her life as a mere halfling. On a brighter note, the t.v. is fine. And in order to commemorate the fact that I am the type of girl idiot males wish to marry, not date, I got a purity ring. Wa-hoo. It's nice, though; I bought it off the jewelry pusher that visits regularly to feed off the disillusioned ideas of the multitudes, among which I am a minority, for I am capable of going from point A to point Q without either d) sucking on a cancer stick or p) running my mouth to some person that is more than likely in the same building as I am. Honestly, why doesn't some genius fix it so that you can communicate to people THROUGH your cigarrettes? It'd save on a lot of high-pitched noise pollution. I think that the cause of all this idiocity is some sort of complex most breast-fed college students go through; apparantly, they all develop an oral fixation upon leaving home...well, except for Barbie, who would like to be called Ken, being that he feels it is more masculine...he has yet to leave the nest, so I don't know why he always feels the need to have some sort of object in his mouth, but I have my theories. What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back; it's LOG, LOG, LOG!! It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og; it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og, it's better than bad; it's good!!!
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