1:17 p.m. - 2006-11-30
conceited
Capt. J and I took a drive the other day, and I think we saw Hairball Nazi. It looks like she's put on a few pounds, which is too bad, b/c she really was hott in my dream. The few pounds didn't make J feel any better, but it did me; I guess I'm petty like that. It also didn't make him feel any better that Mustang Sally's object of affection is, in Paylchik's words, "very round." I'm beginning to think he's a lot less shallow than I'd been led to believe.

Oh, well. Rotund or not, maybe she'd like my cat.

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